Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Need To Recover American Lock Combination



It was late afternoon when, after a subsequent exit to the balcony I noticed a flashing icon polularnego Polish Gadu-Gadu. So the only software on my kompuerze was exclusively for me. Because no one understood Polish. Among other open items is now an icon flash in orange. Somebody tried to communicate something to me. For sure it was not my wife, who uses the mail to inform me what I need to buy what has not been paid or that it is just boring. This time I had the impression that this was someone who really wants me to announce something important.
I sat down at the computer and clicked.
- ..- I see a word, no fun, but who. From what is the mechanism of the perfect search pożeraczu time, as usual, my friend would say, a computer scientist. Options, search for, view profile. I had to take a strange expression on his face, as Paul responded immediately.
- OK, again in August nałykałes too much coffee - no it was not coffee. The heart was beating so hard and my hands did not cease to vibrate and did not even notice when I started. Just I was all agog. And pale. I noticed it when I went out to the balcony. I leaned over the railing in August, what was down there has become a stain. Everything washed away in August to a single point of orange. "Are you there, too?" Sounded another question on the communicator. Probably because it sounded so this happened a while for him he lost consciousness.
Something cold and the smell of coffee were on my face. So it was Paul niedopita coffee and he stood over me with satisfaction. Probably because he could get rid of their coffee and ask our secretary for another cup. In the end, saved me from completely losing your senses.
- crazy - zraczej stated than asked whether zwariwoałem I do not know. Maybe.
Sonia - the secretary and assistant Ashi Pakistani eggs were behind Paul. Actually, the office found themselves on the balcony of almost everyone. Well, besides ryżawego Jamsa. But this was just the sickness. Paul gave me his hand and helped to get up. My blue shirt and matching black tie still dripped coffee.
- You're crazy, coffee ... - Odburknąłem and went back to his desk. Do not even dare to look at the computer. translated papers and paper towel wipe your face and shirt.
- This is only temporary, nothing happened, probably too much fresh air. And I used a coffee because I had nothing at hand. - Tried to explain to Paul. Everyone returned to their classes. Cell Phones again to rozdzwoniły. Paul ordered another cup of coffee and I looked at the screen. Dark gloomy hiding something under his black coat saver. It was enough to move the mouse to find out what. I have not found the courage. By the end of the day did everything to not use it. I put all the projects. Powyrzucałem old order. in his last cleaned the drawer of the desk with leftover food. Well, I found time to talk with the new means of Ashi. The rest of the day was already without surprises. Just passed the day at work. Passed evening. I played with her son. Long time did not do this. I was on a walk. I kissed my wife, which aroused a series of questions - why?. Went to bed with her dress. I could say that I was a decent worker, guy, father, husband. But is ...
GG next day did not shine. Maybe just as well. Why did not I think. Maybe I will not mention. Maybe poprosty I was not, for that the lad mlodści. Better, yes.
In our office recently prevailed slight confusion. Had come to visit partners in Italy. were very important for our Mr. C. - the boss. He believed that if not them then we could not develop wings. All the major projects in our office have been through zleceniom just Italians. For them it hired a guy whose job was solely the translation of descriptions of the projects. For them, our Mr.. C., and changed the fan club team AC Milan supporter.
- Attention all, tomorrow that fall into us by our friends from Italy - said Chief Paul
this information skwitował silent farts, and reign in office, light noise. The first time I have the chance to notorious Italians. I was curious what they are. From descriptions by Paul do not much could be learned after the fact that they wore dwurzędówki with gold buttons and stinkers garlic. I guess. At least, thought Paul. Our secretary Sonia had a different opinion, but she was the over-50s and has always been at the pub where she danced with the oldest shrine of the same guests.
day has come, "D". Our head flew like a pepper, he could not find the place. Sonia - in the morning answering spryskiwała some kind of perfume with the repricing, and Paul was giving a sick, sensitized to women's perfume. Paul drank coffee. The rest did their own.
- Bounjourno Mia Amica - shouted a resounding voice in the glass door of the office. Sergio Crscenti Remo, Mr. partner. C. He was a man of low growth, with the legitimate breadth dimensions. Dressed in dwurzędówkę with gold buttons. The shirt in the color of soft pink and golden sygnetami and chain on his neck. Siwem, thin hair was carefully combed back. Face the strange orange-brown color indicated the strength of this age have a 72 year old man. Full of character this man has added a resounding voice.
-Boinjourno principessa - turned to Sonia. This at the same time draw hand and ran to Sergio Remo. This picked up the gesture and put his wrinkled hands secretary juicy kiss. This led me to samy spzamatycznego giggle you've never heard of the throat Sonia and I would not want him to hear more.
Mr.C. ran from his office to sound the voice of the stranger. Started to use previously learned have vocabulary in Italian. Guests, however, waved his hand
- We speak English - said with a strong English accent. Now would be a guest on the Official Invitation symbolic lunch. According to Paul in the company of Sonia's and boy from the Italian (As it was his name?) Mr.C. Sergio Remo and leave the building. And in the next few days, our boss will be sick for a hangover.
this time, however, has become something that distracted even a sip of coffee from Paula and review papers. Even with the impression popuścił quiet mumbles.
- I present to you my son, with his wife. They came here because next week I will replace it.
Mr.C. pale, Sonia has become even more blushes, Paul pierdnął even louder. Came to the office announced the couple.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Is Salami Ok To Eat While Pregnant

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Funny how Scots perceive to be nice person. Getting up in the morning, wake up with a huge hangover after the last defeat or victory of their favored team. Drink decaffeinated coffee. They put the same clothes from the day before and leave the bus. In a crowded bus to the center, they look for daily newspapers and listen to the latest blockbuster empetrójce wyśpiewanego by the last winner of X-Factor, the local Idol. Then on the way to work a quick sip of coffee and hurried cigarette. Still przepychanka pedestrian traffic lights and you can enter to work.
- How do you feel - Paul throws his greeting at the entrance to the office. Very bad, I did not sleep in bed, not practiced sex between 2 months and I do not have enough money to buy a car and does it to me dołuje weather - I thought, but replied:
- Well, are you? - I asked out of politeness, although I knew the answer.
- Very delicious.
And that's the way the Scots are nice. In the morning you do not criticize the foul mood, what hurts them, what their anger just simply playing the game "I'm cool and I'm cool." Who will forget about the rules of the game is out of circulation. And just plain "Ehh"
- What is once again, again ehhasz, you complain, you have a job, house, wife. What you want - and as soon as I heard the greeting of Paul flew out of my mouth was, "Ehh." There was no translation. I lost the game. For the next few hours was excluded from a social circuit office. Actually, it often happened to me. For various reasons. For example, because I did not know the game "Who is best played in Sunday league," Why is this actress / singer (Here it rained her name) does not wear panties "or the simplest game" Is steak pie was better Saturday for dinner from black pudding " . For any of these questions had answers. Ended this exclusion. Not that I tried. But then when I tried it ended up even worse. Because I made a mistake opposing goalkeeper because questioned the value of the actress / singer who deliberately shows bare ass, or just said that a steak pie with our Polish and black pudding stew is our native black pudding. Well, I've been through this unpleasant. Not friendly. Not normal. Well, just polak.
Paul turned his computer and sat down in front of me at his desk. I heard a loud fart and commentary on the quality of the odor of leaking the man. Paul began work. I unfortunately had to end it. For the next 15 minutes. Because of the smell. Paul was so nice and smiled as if nothing had stało.Wyszedłem outside. Standing on the balcony, I could observe biurowac panorama of Glasgow city center. Somewhere down there, 60 feet below me there were more such nice people like Paul. They were also more people that it was hard to call it nice. Confuses the dishes, swept the streets, vacuuming offices, sometimes cooking. These, however, more recent times. I spoke a strange language. And odder still behaved.
- What now - came up to me, Paul, with an expression of interest. They're probably disturbed him and his farts smell. I guess I could tell him what I is. But I decided to play the game.
- Everything okey. And you saw just yesterday defended the goal Boruc - I asked. For the next two hours I go back to the game.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Poem Bridal Shower Want Money

Chapter I

Every journey starts from the beginning. As a pianist playing the piano. Always starts from the first note. What was my first hint? It was a holiday. Very delicate and very random. I remember it very well. It was the afternoon approached obiadokloacji time at the camp organized by the College to which attended. Familiar faces, friends, caregivers. Regular school in Koszalin. I left the room zaadoptowanego class to learn the history and powłuczyłem nabliższej feet to the bathroom. I do not remember, but I think I had the toothpaste and hand towel. I turned around to see if the rest of my roommates is following the same corridor as me. Instead of gangs of kids and dissolved rozleniwionych zoabaczyłem his first note. Then it seemed to me that this is not a note but the brass band over my ears started to play something Penderecki (except Pittsburgh Ouverture) . WAS is so incomprehensible to me as I just Penderecki, but it was too loud to ignore. So certainly something then I kept because I left the ground. I picked up and I knew that for me was first started in August, virgins melody. I could listen to a long, persistent to the very lack of breath, or hearing loss. I was ready for anything. However, after 4 years is not deaf, did not die of sleep apnea did not happen anything. Just stopped to hear any tunes. I do not even remember the first notes that went with the first cigarette and vomit on the school playground. I was ready.
Now I sit in his chair, with a supply of cigarettes and ashtray on buirku I'm glad but not deaf. I listen to music and enjoy the NJA and then turn off. I can listen to ...
- Come to bed - I heard the voice of his wife. She stood in the doorway to his office, sleepy, with an expression of bias and przymróżonymi eyes. Normally, as Gremlin - I thought and put down the cigarette had not yet begun. - It's late - reminded me of its presence in the doorway. Well, already 2 o'clock. But not so late to lie down. There is still much to be done. See a movie from the shelf on which I hang movies worth seeing. On the second shelf of my books that postanawiłem bought under the pretext that they read. There is a shelf with games and magazines. I look at her sometimes. Well, is a shelf with pictures, which I use not many. Even I have to say that does not interest me at all.
- will come soon - say, because I remembered that my wife still standing in the doorway. Stop only view a few important silently and I go to bed. Obieceałem yourself, because the door closed. Well what is important, first I gotta start obejrzeć.Odczegoś.
I do not remember if I did that night I had to do, it's hard to remember it when he wakes up with a pencil and a yellow imprint a note on his forehead. Trzymją not always what you need pomyślałęmi lit a cigarette, inhaling up. And immediately regretted it. Clouds of smoke rushed in to attack my body more healthy and nieupośledzone authorities. Stomach irritation and in particular led me to the gag reflex. Well with a few day I decided to hold the line and the only thing that came out of me is dark brown goo. I thought of coffee and ran into the kitchen. 3 rozpuszczalneji two of sugar. Without milk because I did not buy yesterday. The first sip burned my tongue and gums. The second will be better.
- Tatuuuśśs, Taaattuuśś - I heard from my son's room.
- Taaaakkk? - I walked into a room full of boxes and skrznek arranged in different locations. For them became smaller and more form and power Rengarsów Halków. Wiki said he would be watching cartoons on dvd because he no longer wants to sleep. Dvd salvation for parents. Wiki friendly shelf with DVDs that looked at very often, and it chose their favorite cartoons. The time was 6 am. I have been more complete coffee and remember what I had to do yesterday. Once this is fixed I can start again immediately after returning from work. Tie, shirt and some perfume. Shoes. I was ready.